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Part 4 of 6 · 4 minThe Wrong-Number Blessing
"Birthday?" Lakshmi's voice crackled over the phone, sharp and sudden. "So I was invited to my own wedding reception without being told? And now I'm supposed to dance with Raju and Babu Rao?"
"Yes," Ramesh said, holding his breath as he watched the bride's mother stare at her reflection in a nearby mirror, adjusting a dupatta that looked suspiciously like the one the groom wore. "A surprise! You're thirty-four today, right? We're celebrating your entry into this glorious new phase of life."
Lakshmi sighed, the sound of someone who had spent decades managing crises and now found herself caught in another one initiated by her own family's distant cousin. "Thirty-four? Or am I forty-two because time moves differently when you involve Ramesh? Fine. If it's a birthday surprise, where is the cake?"
"Not cake," Babu Rao interjected from the side, stepping into frame with a tray of samosas he'd grabbed from the kitchen counter. "A performance."
"A performance," Lakshmi repeated, narrowing her eyes. "For me? By whom?"
"By everyone!" Ramesh clapped his hands together, sending a small cloud of dust flying from his shirt cuffs. "We're turning your birthday into a grand gala! We'll have music, flowers, and maybe even a fountain if we can find space."
"And who else is coming?" she asked, already pulling out her phone to call the caterers.
"Everyone!" Ramesh shouted again, unaware that he was now being recorded by an invisible camera in the corner of the room. "The whole family! And some friends from college. Oh, and Sarojini. She's coming too."
"Sarojini?" Lakshmi frowned. "Why is she here? What did she do to get invited to this mess?"
Ramesh glanced nervously at Babu Rao, who nodded encouragingly as if the question mattered less than the energy it brought. "She heard about your birthday and decided to help! She said something like, 'Let's make sure no one forgets the important person,' or whatever she means."
Lakshmi rolled her eyes but smiled anyway, a small, reluctant smile that softened the sharp edges of her day. "Well, at least someone else is excited. Come on then, let's get started. Where are we meeting? What time?"
"Here!" Ramesh said, gesturing wildly toward the makeshift stage area where Balaji stood in his yellow silk saree, looking both regal and confused. "We're already here! Just bring your dancing shoes."
Lakshmi laughed, a bright sound that echoed through the estate grounds. "Of course, because nothing could possibly go wrong until I arrive, right?"
The group gathered around her, each carrying their own version of what the celebration would look like. Babu Rao held the samosa tray like a trophy, Ramesh had a roll of crepe paper streamers he'd found in the back of his closet, and Sarojini was busy arranging a stack of mismatched napkins into something that vaguely resembled a bouquet.
"So," Lakshmi said, peering at the chaos with amusement, "what exactly are we celebrating?"
"Your birthday!" Ramesh declared, pointing directly at her. "And also Balaji's wedding! And maybe a bit of both? Who knows anymore?"
Lakshmi shook her head again, but this time she was smiling more genuinely. "Alright then. Let's make it memorable." She turned to the others. "Who wants to lead the toast first?"
Everyone looked at Ramesh, who grinned and pointed at himself. He held up a crumpled piece of paper labeled 'Blessings' in bold marker, clearly written by someone with too much caffeine and not enough sleep.
"Then let's begin," Babu Rao said, raising his glass. "To family, to surprises, and to whatever madness we've created together today."
"To madness!" Ramesh echoed, clinking his water bottle against the glass.
And as they raised their glasses, the sun began to dip low over the estate, casting long shadows across the lawn where flowers were still being arranged and streamers were taped haphazardly to lamp posts. The air smelled of turmeric paste and frying onions, and somewhere in the distance, a group of musicians tuned their instruments with nervous anticipation.
But before any music started, someone noticed the sky turning gray above the western horizon. A single drop fell from a cloud onto Ramesh's forehead. Then another. Then many more.
"It's raining," Babu Rao muttered, checking his watch. "And not just a little."
Ramesh squinted upward. "Is it? Maybe it's just our tears from all the excitement!"
Lakshmi laughed again, louder this time. "Then let's dance in the rain. It's only fair if we're going to celebrate my birthday."
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